"a reader lives a thousand lifes before he dies. the man who never reads lives only one."
Blogs I follow:
when u walk away from ur computer but forget ur wearing earphones
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
what do you call a message sent by a girl?
i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.